Chelsea Handler Roasts Tom Brady: ‘So Boring’

Chelsea Handler didn’t hold back when asked about Tom Brady, making it clear that the retired NFL star is not her type.

The comedian shared her blunt opinion during an appearance on Jan. 7 Sirius XM‘small Page Six Radioreacting to recent photos of Brady spending New Year’s Eve with social media star Alix Earle.

“I saw that picture,” Handler, 50, said while discussing Brady’s run with Earl. “I have no interest in Tom Brady. I don’t find him dynamic, hot, interesting or fun. I find him so boring.”

She doubled down moments later, adding: “I think he’s completely dumb. I couldn’t, I mean, so I have no thoughts.”

Handler also quelled any curiosity about Earle, 25, saying she doesn’t know enough about her to care about the rumored relationship.

“I don’t really know [much] for Alix Earle. So, I’m not interested in answering your question. Do I need to explain?’ he joked, keeping his tone light but dismissive.

The comedian went on to explain that she’s generally turned off by men who seem too focused on vanity.

While she acknowledged that such men often have freedom in their dating, she made it clear that the lifestyle is not personally to her liking.

Handler’s comments came shortly after Brady, 48, was spotted ringing in the New Year with Earle in St. Barths. The pictures showed the pair looking close as they hit 2026 at a nightclub.

A source said later Us Weekly“Alix and Tom were together all night on New Year’s Eve partying at a party thrown by the Palm Tree Crew in St. Barts. They met through mutual friends who were also in St. Barts and had an instant connection. There was a lot of chemistry between them.”

Handler isn’t the only public figure to criticize Brady recently. Sports commentator Skip Bayless, known for supporting Brady during his football career, has openly questioned the quarterback’s choices after retirement.

Speaking of The Skip Bayless ShowBayless took issue with Brady’s business moves and career, calling his on-air presence unimpressive and his commercial appearances unnecessary.

“He’s so blah, he’s so blah,” Bayless said, adding that Brady’s post-football career hasn’t matched his success on the field.

While Brady continues to make headlines for his personal life and professional decisions, Handler’s pointed remarks have added another layer to the ongoing debate, leaving no doubt as to where he stands.